Saturday Night's Alright For Skyping

Imagine that you are an international superstar who has sold more than 14 million albums worldwide. The number of fans you have throughout the globe is in the millions, you have become an international icon and your name is synonymous with spectacular and unexpected talent. The paparazzi follow you as you do your shopping, the tabloids have given you a cutesy nickname and you just unveiled a waxwork in your likeness at Madame Tussauds. How are you going to spend your free time?  If you are Susan Boyle, you'll spend your time catering to the whims of a tiny group of fanatics who constitute a minuscule fraction of the millions of fans who adore you around the world.




Some of Susan Boyle's fans love to deluge her with gifts for every conceivable occasion. Unfortunately for Susan, the one gift they never seem to give her is the one that she most deserves. It's a gift that goes with everything and will never go out of style. The next time a group of fans meets with Susan they might want to give her this instead of a lot of quilts and trinkets to clutter up her home(s).